~A Bitter Swallow~

I think I thought-vomited in my brain a little bit...

Thought-Vomit

My brain is constantly mumbling and muttering to itself. Sometimes it screams. Sometimes what it has to say is interesting enough to make note of, or is adamant enough that it must come out. I'll put that stuff here. :)
Monday, March 31, 2008

April Fool's!




Ahh... the 1st of April. A day for whoppee cushions and fake pregnancy tests...The day when all the pranksters come out of hiding and go hog wild with tricks (no treats on this day!).

Call me a humbug.. but I am not really crazy about this day. The innocent pranks are ok with me, but it seems that more and more the pranks become ruder, harder, and not-so-funny-at-all.. Never-the-less.. there are many out there who still celebrate pulling one over on people in a decent fashion, and it is to these people that I dedicate this post.
At first, I thought about talking about how April Fool's day originated, but upon searching, became bored. I figured if I got bored in the first few minutes of looking it up, that there was no way I could get anyone else interested in an entire post on it! If you are interested.. go google it. I, on the other hand, decided instead to stick with some good old fashioned pranks that made headlines.



I found a website that lists the top 100 April Fool's Day pranks of all time. There were some pretty good ones on there: http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/ like these:
#8: The Left-Handed WhopperIn 1998 Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, "many others requested their own 'right handed' version."
#10: Planetary Alignment Decreases GravityIn 1976 the British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on BBC Radio 2 that at 9:47 AM a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event was going to occur that listeners could experience in their very own homes. The planet Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, temporarily causing a gravitational alignment that would counteract and lessen the Earth's own gravity. Moore told his listeners that if they jumped in the air at the exact moment that this planetary alignment occurred, they would experience a strange floating sensation. When 9:47 AM arrived, BBC2 began to receive hundreds of phone calls from listeners claiming to have felt the sensation. One woman even reported that she and her eleven friends had risen from their chairs and floated around the room
#84: Viagra for Hamsters In 2000 The Independent reported that Florida researchers had developed a Viagra-like pill to treat sexually frustrated pets, including hamsters. Veterinarians were said to have greeted the news with derision, but the article pointed out that there are few things as sad as a pet suffering from feelings of sexual inadequacy, noting that "It's not unknown for a guinea pig to sit in its cage thinking, 'I haven't had sex for months. Am I so unattractive?'." Owners were instructed to simply grind the pills up and sprinkle them in the pet's food. Laying some newspaper down on the floor once the pills began to take effect was also advised. The pills were to be marketed under the brand name Feralmone.
and
#67: Life Discovered on JupiterIn 1996 AOL subscribers who logged onto the service were greeted by a news flash announcing that a "Government source reveals signs of life on Jupiter." The claim was backed up by statements from a planetary biologist and an assertion by Ted Leonsis, AOL's president, that his company was in possession of documents proving that the government was hiding the existence of life on the massive planet. The story quickly generated over 1,300 messages on AOL. A spokesman for the company later explained that the hoax had been intended as a tribute to Orson Welles's 1938 Halloween broadcast of the War of the Worlds.


At http://www.thefoolsday.com/ and http://familyfun.go.com/arts-and-crafts/season/minisite/april-fools-pranks-main-ms/ there are all kinds of ideas for pratical jokes to play- like rearranging someones filing cabinet, or hard-boiling an egg the night before and put it back in with the uncooked eggs.


Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Every Day is a Celebration

So I was browsing "holidays" on the internet. My original idea was to find cute or quirky pictures and comics that I could share or giggle at. Instead, I found this site, giving just about each and every day of the year a "holiday" status. Some of them are solemn and sincere, others are wacky and wild. Take a look and see what funky status YOUR special day has!!




Mine include the following:


Monthly:


Antidepressant Death Awareness Month

Go Hog Wild- Eat Ham Month

Lupus Awareness Month

National Sarcastic Awareness Month



Weekly:


(for the weeks covering the day my birthday falls: )


Universal Children's Week

Mental Illness Awareness Week

Nuclear Medicine Week

Spinning and Weaving Week


My Special Day!


Mad Hatter Day (am I sensing a theme here....)

World Habitat Day



So come on... lets all remember that EVERY DAY is a reason for celebration, and treat each moment as a time to remember.






Thursday, March 20, 2008

spring cleaning



Now that 2.0 is over (that was what the work-related thingymabob was called- for those of you not from KRL /grin/), I decided to clean up my blog. Since I plan to continue on with it, I figured for those others out there that came to it, they have no interest or clue as to what I'm talking about. Not to mention that I don't need them anymore either. I have everything I need from them saved :).
So, I deleted all the old posts that I felt had no bearing on the overall feeling of this blog. All of the posts remaining should be clean and understandable-- that is, if you can understand my ramblings.
And on that note, I leave you with some pretty pictures that I felt brought in the holiday/season feeling!









Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Take this job and.........


I think at some point or another, most people wish they had "anything other than THIS job..." I found an article from a website I visit on occassion (one I should add to my links, actually) that may make most people think twice about making that wish.

Fortunately for me, I have not had that wish cross my mind since being with the library. However, it came up many, many times while I was at my last job. But maybe- just maybe- I didn't have it so bad!!

http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/bizarre-and-dirty-jobs/offbeat-news


Check it out and let me know what you think!






Monday, March 17, 2008

5 Eight-Year Old Girls....

So this past Saturday we had the kids' birthday party. We took them to the new skating rink here in town, and let them invite some friends. My daughter had four of her friends there. They had a great time at the skating rink, with lots of pizza, soda, video games, cake, presents, and of course- skating. My kids both went out and did the hokey-pokey and the limbo on the rink. It was great. I tried to go out and skate. I wound up hugging the wall the entire time, and even jammed my finger and elbow while out there. I am not thinking I'll be going back out on the rink anytime soon.

But I digess...

Anyways. My daughter remembered my offer that day to have all her girlfriends spend the night at my house that night. Don't ask me what I was thinking, because I clearly wasn't. So she hits me up to let them stay, she runs it by her dad (since it's his weekend with the kids, and it would be at my house), and he okays it, so I end up with five eightish-year old girls all spending the night at my little duplex. Oh.. my...

They played alright at first. Then they fought. Then they cried. Then they fought. Then they played. Rinse- repeat. All night. And then again all morning. Holy moley! I thought I was going to have a breakdown!

But of course, the next morning while going home, they stated that they all had a fantastic time! So I guess overall it was a success. And everyone is alive, albeit probably a few less sane brain cells. Twister wound up being a great hit. I didn't even know we had that game!

I came to work yesterday, and began searching for books on activities for girls during slumber parties. I am sure I must have been flubbing my search somehow, because there were suprisingly very few. I did find one here at my branch though, and I checked it out. I paged through it last night, and it seemed to have some pretty cute ideas. It is my vision to run it past my daughter, and perhaps even my son, since most were rather unisex activities (and my daughters friends all seem to have crushes on her brother, and like to encorperate him into thier play). Then, with thier imput, and my realism, type up the ones we like into my laptop and save them for the next sleepover.

We'll see how that works out! All I know is that the next time I mention having that many girls over for the night, that I am to be immediately taken to the nearest psychiatric institution, no questions asked! LOL

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Oh, The Places I Go..

Oh, the Places I go. I showed you all the links to them- my proud little moment of techy-discovery. It takes me a while to figure those types of things out sometimes. And then while I was sitting here looking at it, I realized- you people out there aren't going to know what those sites are. Why are you going to click on some chick's unidentified link, with no knowledge of what kind of places it may lead you. The places I go could very well be places you have absolutely no desire to see!!

So, in my infinite (sometimes questionable) wisdom, I decided to give a quick overture of what they are. Some are easy to identify- My Myspace page and My Library I'm sure are kind of a given. Others might be terrifying in their possibilities!

Cerapis is my boyfriend's website. He has various postings and photos there. He hasn't been working on it much lately, and it is a bit outdated at the moment I think, but it is still sometimes fun for me to go there and peruse. Especially when he does decide to post new stuff.

Books is the link to Barnes and Noble. I love that place. I can go there and spend hours just perusing the shelves. I particularly love their clearance racks. I have bought many of my "out-of-my-genre" reading fare from there, and do not feel bad if it is not something I particularly like, because I only paid a small amount for it. On the other hand, if I do enjoy it, I feel a sense of victory- for the same reason.

Rian's Page is my girlfriend's terminally ill daughter. I love that (not-so) little girl dearly, and wish everyone could see what a bright and brillant girl she is. This is an area where I can keep up to date with the latest goings on, since she is terribly busy now, and it's hard to keep track of who you've updated and who you haven't. From what I understand, CaringBridge is a site where parents of terminally ill loved ones can blog, post photos, etc etc.

My other little spot in cyberspace (or whatever the heck I termed it) is my website. Right now it is mostly where I post quick reviews of books I've read. It is a production in the making, and Dustin is working on jazzing it up for me now. It will host my book reviews, there is a place for movie reviews (which I have not done yet), and then my various writings. I also have pictures there, but have not updated them in a while. I hope to do that over the next week. So check it out. =)

Wally's World and Neville vs... are some of my coworkers blog spots that I find entertaining and amusing.

HaZaah! is a link to the local Renaissance Faire stuffs.

Neat Stuffs is a very cool website / catalog of items that I find unique and interesting and super cool!

Art is a web community of artists, and an area to post your photography, sketches, paintings, or writings. It is a free site, but with donations you can have access to other stuff. I just have the free page, and find many many interesting photos there. It is a neat place to just peruse people's galleries.



Well, that is all of them for now. As I add more links, I will update this post, so you can see what they are all about. So go! Shoo little readers. Go and follow my hurried footsteps (cyberly speaking, of course) and see where I've been, and where I will be!!


3-19-08 Added "What the.....?" which is a website I discovered that has weird, wacky and strange postings. I find it rather amusing!!

Monday, March 10, 2008

Linked

Hey look! I finally figured out how to add nifty links to those sites I visit frequently. Just look- right there to the right ------------------>>>

I'm at work right now (go figure... lol.. can you tell I'm hard at work?!), so I'm thinking up stuff that I know the web addresses to. I'll add more to it once I get home. I have plenty of places to go on the internet. That, and my video games! But you don't get links to those... those are MINE!

Enjoy!

Friday, March 7, 2008

People come and go

Most of the patrons I deal with at the library come and go quickly and easily. They show up to my counter either grumpy, or polite, or even cheery, but for the most part, they get here, we do our business, and they are on their way.

But every once in a while, you find one that sticks out. Either patrons who do strange or bewildering things while here, such as discuss very personal information loudly on thier cell phones. There are also those who make you do a double take, like the woman who had her library card in her mouth before she handed it to me. Sometimes it's the way the books are returned. People who dump water all over them, and then wonder why they are charged. A co-worker was telling me of a patron who actually broke an egg she found while walking around on one of her library books, and then was all confused as to why we could not accept it back, since it was technically still "readable"...

However, today was probably my most memorable experience with a patron thus far. An elderly gentleman came in and began carrying on a conversation with me. Apparantly he's one known for being a talker, so eventually my boss came over with a project for me, and he was ushered on his way. Well, he came back in a little bit later, and started talking to me again. He was explaining how he was across the way at the bar, and some of the men there were telling him he sounded like some singer. He had asked them who, and then he started belting out the "You are so Beautiful" song. Now, it took me a moment, since I had thought he was just expounding on who they were saying, and trying to show off, but as he continued going, I realized he was singing to me, and I must have turned three shades brighter than the pink of my shirt! I think I was more embarassed that it took me so long to realize he was serenading me, then the fact that he was.

He later came back in and apologized for any embarassement he caused me. I told him not to worry. It's been awhile since I've had that (with the exception of my boyfriend. He sings to me all the time. I love it!). It was sweet. And being that he was a very much older man, I am not concerned about it =)

Something nice to spend the day with. Thank you!

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

On a Serious Note-

This is a quick blog, and it is about someone very special to me. My girlfriend's daughter is sick, and I would be so appreciative if everyone who reads this could send out all the warm wishes, thoughts, prayers, and positive energy they can to this wonderful, bright ray of sunshine that has lit this Earth for the past 17 years. She is such a strong, brilliant young lady, and the issues she is having to face at such a tender age are heart-breaking.
I've known Rian for a long time now, and she has always put such heart and energy into everything she does. She has a stong will and always has a smile on her face. She brightens any room she enters, even now.

Please visit her page at Cambridge:

Rian's Page

Read her story, and keep her in your thoughts if you could. The site is a wonderful outlet for people with issues such as Rian's. Perhaps you know someone who could benefit from such a site.

Also, keep the Ronald McDonald house in your thoughts when considering charities. They have done so much for my friend's family, as well as others I know.

Thank you for taking the time out of all the silly and nonsense articles we post, and paying attention to this one very serious one that is very close to my heart!!

Monday, March 3, 2008

My neighbors are 2 year olds

Just a head's up- this is a rant. A long one.


Some of you have heard me complain about the stupidity of my neighbors, and the problems we've been having with them. I just cannot understand the lack of mental capacity in some people- the urge that drives a 30 year old person to act more like a 2 year old.

For the year that we've lived here, they have complained about us having 3 vehicles. You see, I live in a duplex, and we share a driveway. Now, Dustin use to park his Geo out on the road, until it got keyed and the antenna broken off. That was our "crap" car, so there was no way after that that either of the other ones were getting put out there. And although we cannot prove it, I have a sneaky suspicion that our neighbors had something to do with it. So, back into the driveway it went. We park up against the side of our driveway, to where we literally have to crawl through the bushes to get out of our cars.

Well, that wasn't good enough, so they decided they wanted Dustin to park his jeep in this dirt patch in front of their porch so that they could fit in the driveway (apparently she can't drive.....). They even had the landlord come out and have him park there. No problem, OK. So, he starts parking there, and they start blocking him in, and not answering the door when he goes at 4:00 in the morning to ask them to move so he can get to work. Mind you, he is in the union, and if he doesn't get there early, he misses out on work. There has been more than once that he has missed work because of this stunt.

Regardless, the landlord told him to park there, so he has continued to park there. We put up with them blocking us in, parking in the middle of the driveway to block all of our cars either in or out. Then in November, when they parked in the middle of the driveway, Dustin thought he had enough room to squeeze by, so that we wouldn't be sinking to their level by parking behind them, and he misjudged and scraped the side of their car. Now, we are bad bad folks, and didn't have insurance on the car at that time. He went over to her house, and told her he had hit their car. She slammed the door in his face, so he assumed she had heard. Then a couple weeks later, she comes over pounding on the door asking if we had hit her car........ He thinks she means AGAIN, so says no. Then, upon a couple minutes of thinking about it, realizes maybe she meant the first time, so went and talked to her. Apparently she hadn't listened when he told her that we had hit her, and had just realized the scrape on her car.

Ok, so she was a ditz that time, but we've known this.. so we roll with it. He explains to her and her boyfriend that we do not have insurance to cover it, but he is very much aware that he hit it and he owes for it. He also explains at this time that he hasn't been sent out on any jobs lately, and that money is extremely tight, but he will do what he can. We fill out a paper that agrees we will pay for the car. Everyone around is talking about how they only expect it to be a couple hundred dollars for the work. Well, we can do that no problem. Then, two weeks before Christmas, they bring over two estimates that run around $1500. Now, this is quite a bit more than the couple hundred we were expecting. There is no way that he can afford that right now. He hasn't been sent out on a job since the beginning of October. The next week, the boyfriend comes over and starts yelling at Dustin, saying "It's a week before Christmas- I can't have my girlfriend driving around in a piece of sh@t!". Ok, there is a slight scratch on the taillight, a scuff on the back corner bumper, and a teeny dent you really have to get down and look for to see. Dustin looks at him and says "Yeah, man... it's a week before Christmas. I have 2 kids here. Do YOU have $1500 in your pocket right now??". Dude says some threatening words and walks off.

Later on that month, she comes out and tells Dustin that she paid the deductible on her insurance, so they will be coming after him. Good! he says. He'd much rather deal with the insurance company than them at this point. So we don't talk to them about it while we wait for the insurance company to get ahold of us. Meanwhile, they are still parking like jerks, her boyfriend makes threatening and condescending remarks to Dustin every time he walks out of the house. She even took her own son's outside toys and shoved them under Dustin's jeep at one point.

And I won't even get into how many times we've had to call 911 at 3am because someone is over there banging on their door screaming and cursing.

Then, I get accosted by her mother on my way in from work one afternoon, yelling at me about when am I going to pay for their car. Uh.... we've been waiting on the insurance. She starts yelling that it's not their place, and that we owe them. She says the insurance isn't involved. Well, that's not what we were told, and with the way they've been acting, I wouldn't put it past them that they are trying to pull one over on us.

At some point, she sent her daddy over to talk to Dustin. Of all of them, he seems the most calm and reasonable, thank the gods! Dustin explains to him that he hasn't been to work. He even gave them the Hall's number and told him to call and verify it. He explains to dad that he's not trying to screw them over, but with not working, and not to mention the way they've been acting, he's got his own butt to cover. Dad seemed to not be happy, but at least understand.

Ok.. I think I've gotten off the original path with this thread, but they are so frustrating. Some of their antics include the parking directly behind us so none of our vehicles can get out, or in. She shoved stuff under his jeep, for who knows what reason. At one point we had the Geo out in the road for a tow truck to pick up. The Geo is not registered in WA since it has been broke down since it expired. So, Dustin had a note on it to the police that it was awaiting pick up from a tow company, and the tow company had been having problems getting out to get it, so pick up time was unknown. He came home to catch our neighbor gal taking the note off the car.... The Geo is back in the driveway.

*breathe, breathe, breathe*




Today, my daughter is sick. They are parked directly behind us. We have errands to run. Dustin goes over and asks if they can move their car because my daughter is sick, and we need to take her to the doctor. The boyfriend screams exploitative words at him, and says if we want him to move the car to call the cops. So Dustin comes in and does just that. The girlfriend looked pretty abashed when the police showed up knocking on their door. She moved it. The police told them they were acting like 2 year olds. Next time we have to call for them to move their car, both her boyfriend AND mine are getting arrested. That angers me.
I finally broke down and contacted my landlord again today. He says he will interfere. I just hope this doesn't wind up causing more problems for us, since our lease is up next month. I'm kinda worried about that, since there is no way I could come up with a deposit for another place. But, I'll deal with that if it gets there.

Ok, I feel a bit better. Venting is good for the soul! At least for that part of you that wants to go put bullets in your gun! LOL...

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