Sometimes I seriously think I'm losing my shit. If you take some time to scroll through this blog, you'll see it mentioned often. This isn't anything new. Last night however, I got a pretty interesting visual picture in my mind to go along with this thought.
I'm this big ass spider, but I must be some kind of mutant spider (in addition to my gigantic size. Have you seen the movie by the way, it's pretty awesome in a completely awful way. Go watch it.) because I had a bunch more than just eight legs. I had like twenty. Oh, and they were kind of obnoxiously long. Anyway, I must have been pinned down because I couldn't move, and all of these legs were reaching and searching for all of the shits I had lost. I was seriously freaking out and flailing all of these crazy-ass long legs looking for all of my shits and couldn't find a single one. None of my shits were there to be found. There were all lost. Shit gone.
On the bright side, maybe if they are lost long enough they will turn into fucks, and then I will have no fucks left either.....
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